Drum Funk

What is Drum Funk?


1.

A smell given off by a particulary crappy and ugly drummer. Smells of roadkill, skidmarks, and hippies. Also faintly smells of cyanide. The smell cannot be stopped. The best course of action in this situation is to shag-ass outta where-ever the drummer is located. Drum Funk is also when a drummer is sucking of titanic proportions.

"The dudes drum funk was so bad, i had to dip away to keep from fainting!"

See crappy, drummer, smells, terrible


2

Random Words:

1. A warning, generally said in a low whisper and accompanied by a fingergun, that should be used in place of the brandishing of an actual ..
1. A Girl Who Can't Choose Between Two Guys. "Jocelyn Bauer is a Joc-Y-Dike because she can't decide between Keith & Bo..
1. Expired pseudonym for Mike Doughty, used commonly when playing his part as the front man of Soul Coughing. "uhm natin dum M Dought..