Drum Monkey

What is Drum Monkey?

A skilled drummer who spends every second of spare time practising so they can show off to their friends.

*Girl #1 rips out mad drum solo*

Girl #2: That was awesome

Boy: What a fuckin drum monkey!

See drummer, drums, show off, practice

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