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Code name for porn.
Bob: "Why is it taking John so long to get ready?"
Bill: "I think he's taking a quick peek at ..
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means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel
That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.
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When a tornado comes by and you procrastinate the evacuation.
When I lived in Nebraska, my tornadocrastination almost killed me twice. ..