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Perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection.
Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb-
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When your banging a chick from behind and you stick your own finger in your own ass and then stick it up your own nose to clear your sin..
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Extremely honest, with total honesty,
Most people wouldn't admit they committed a serious crime, only the hyper-honest
See truth,..