What is Drummers?
1.
those guys in the back that have what may be the hardest job but get little/no recognition along with the bassist while the guitarists and lead singers take all the credit
1) Drummers are People too
2) Buddy Rich, Tre Cool, and Tommy Aldridge should rule that world
3) Dude1: Who the fuck is the drummer for that band
Dude2: Who fucking cares
2.
Musicians that get little to no recognition. They work just as hard as anyone else usually harder and get treated like dirt. Sure any one can hit drums and make noise but it takes years to be able to make drums talk a skill only some drummers will ever aquire.
person 1: that drummer is really good whats his name?
person 2: um...who gives a fuck
Drummers need a pay rise
3.
The ONLY way any band or singer could ever suceed.
We hold toghether all music and are the greatest ever
We are constantly unappreciated among other musicians because our instruments look simple but take super human skill to play to a good standard.
We are never allowed to play at a band practice when other musicians are tuning/figuring out guitar/bass/synth because drums posses little ability to turn down volume but pads arn't fun and playing quietly isn't half as fun
We possibly are insane but this only aids the love we recieve from Women(apparently never happens to me) and because we play and instrument that requires hard physical work!
The hard physical work leads to mass sweating which in turn leads to mass taken off of clothes. This is part of the insaneness
There are some disadvantages
Lots of kit must be lugged everywhere
Setting up takes a while
Drums are expensive(but cool)
No appreciation from band
always at the back or back corners of the stage
Can't get up and run around
always need sticks which frequently brake
However despite this we are the greatest ever musicians and own all others because they need us! We are god like in our musicness
Guitarist"Everyone sees me at the front of the stage and notices my music and what im doing"
Drummer"No-one sees me at the back and althought my music is noticed it is behind all the other music that is going on"
However the guitarist can be replaced and although people notice the band sound the same
Replace the drummers its basically a different band because no drummer sounds the same
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4.
the section of the band that for some reason happens to be quite hot. well at least the guys. watching thier hands is amazing.
Girl One: OhMyGosh! did you see that guy?! he is SO on the drumline!
Girl Two: No Duh! Drummers are totaly hot!
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5.
titheads that never stop playing
anybody can play drums
anybody who is a drummer is gay
