What is Drum-punching?
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Sex play that involves the inner ear. Generally only attempted by males with very small genitalia.
So I was drum-punching Stacy the other night, and she's all like, "Stop, I can't hear anything, I think you ruptured my ear drum."
GIRL 1: Oh my God, your ear is like bleeding!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL 2: I know. I totally got drum-punched by Orlando Bloom last night.
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