Drunk Armour

What is Drunk Armour?


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The state of inebriation where one can be part of serious accidents, and emerge unscathed. This is because when inebriated the body does not tense-up in critical situations, and thus avoids injury.

Person 1: "Max wiped out on the stairs last night, it was brutal!"

Person 2: "Did he have to go to the hospital?"

Person 1: "Naw, he was wearing his Drunk Armour"

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