What is Drunk Armour?
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The state of inebriation where one can be part of serious accidents, and emerge unscathed. This is because when inebriated the body does not tense-up in critical situations, and thus avoids injury.
Person 1: "Max wiped out on the stairs last night, it was brutal!"
Person 2: "Did he have to go to the hospital?"
Person 1: "Naw, he was wearing his Drunk Armour"
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I am going to bring you down you motherfucker.
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to stop talking (See also shut up)
Zip your lip and get to work...
