What is Drunk As Cooter Brown?
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Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!
Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.
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The act of entering someone's home and stealing their toaster and nothing else.
Joe: *Pulls out toast* "Fuck, where's th..
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Someone who will do anything sexual, with anyone, for a quarter
Hey bob, lend me a dime, i don't have enough money to get blown by..
