What is Drunk As Cooter Brown?
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Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!
Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.
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Going down on a bitch while she's on the rag and pulling her tampon out with your teeth and then swallowing the tampon only replaci..
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a way for one person to justify feeling another person up, generally performed by a male on a female(But not limited only to males, fema..
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The result of quickly drinking a slurpee and then performing oral sex.
If you pick up a coke slurpee on the way over, I'll give yo..
