What is Drunk As Cooter Brown?

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Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!

Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.

See drunk, inebriated, plastered, shit faced, pissed, alcoholic, stupor, freemason
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