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An MTV "reality" show which presents a highly accurate portrayal of what "the real world" is "really" like..
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A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue
Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tiss..
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Dipping your passed out friend's penis in a bowl of ice or ice cream
We gave Matt an ice monkey last night.
See ice, monkey, ice ..