Drunk Cow

What is Drunk Cow?


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A drunk cow is a fat woman with enormously huge boobs that once intoxicated wants to jump your bones.

Fat drunk cow: "Hey, come on over and get drunk with me so I can jump your bones!"

See cows, drunk, boobs


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