What is Drunk Detector?
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A drunk detector is usually an obscenely brightly coloured or neon outfit or article of clothing. Said article of clothing is to be worn ONLY at multi-day evnts where the majority of people drink themselves senseless, and ONLY on the morning s of all but the first day of the event. The drunk detector is, to hung-over eyes, painfully bright and will cause the people with hangovers to cover their eyes, lose their way, stumble, fall, or even walk off the side of the road into the gutter/ditch. They will hate you afterwards, if they remember you that is.
My ankle-length neon paisly cape is a prime example of a drunk detector.
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