What is Drunk Eyes?
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When a person (usually a girl) consumes an amount of alcohol sufficient to reflect intoxication in their eyes. Usually evidenced by seductive stares or photo evidence.
"That girl is totally giving me drunk eyes at the bar." OR "Wow- so-and-so looks wasted in that picture."
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When you recieve a blumpkin and the turd that you produce is at least as wide as it is long (see chode)
"Hey! Even better than the..
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similar to 'shirr' (see def)
basically oh fuck!
aww b'gesh i crapped my pants and its soaking through!..
