What is Drunk Eyes?
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When a person (usually a girl) consumes an amount of alcohol sufficient to reflect intoxication in their eyes. Usually evidenced by seductive stares or photo evidence.
"That girl is totally giving me drunk eyes at the bar." OR "Wow- so-and-so looks wasted in that picture."
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"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"..
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Dude, hold your breath! I passed by this yeasty cricket earlier and..
