What is Drunk John?
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probably the most influential man of our time. not only can he outdrink almost any other man/woman, he's amazing in the sack.
"dude, that guy...drunk john...he must get all da ladies."
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The origin of this term is shady at best. There once was a man of legend named John who could hold more rum in his belly than any living man. For the first few drinks everything was ok, but as soon as John became drunk...there was nothing anybody could do. Murderous rampages and delightful dancing ensued as John caused widespread panic and partying through the island of Guam.
Give me another rum n' coke, I'm gonna go Drunk John on your ass.
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n: one who has partaken of the all-knowing cock.
Hey you know why Jim is all-knowing?..
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The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going so..
