Drunk Text

What is Drunk Text?


1.

A modern derivative of its cousin, the drunk dial, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., usually while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey sends her drunk text every weekend at 2am.

See drunk dial, drunken stupor, drunk texting, booty call, slut, drunken moron, drunken dancing, drunken boxing

2.

Sending a message to the girl that you absolutely hate when plastered out of your mind.

My friend ment to send a text message to Sarah, but instead he send a drunk text sent to that physco Lacy.

See drunk, text, binge drinking, alcohol


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