Drunk Texting

What is Drunk Texting?

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A modern derivative of its cousin, drunk dial-ing, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey keeps drunk texting her every weekend at 2am.

See drunk dial, drunken stupor, booty call, slut, drunken moron, drunken dancing, drunken boxing
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