What is Drunk Texting?
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A modern derivative of its cousin,
Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a
That
grease monkey keeps drunk texting her every weekend at 2am.
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Medical condition resulting in intense fear of cheap chinese restaurants.
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