What is Drunk To Puddles?
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When one reaches a state of intoxication that likens them to a puddle.
Characterized by the following:
- An internal state of gushiness
- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.
Yo, did you see Alan last night? He was wicked drunk!
Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.
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A radon vent is anotehr word for a phallus (i.e. both have a similar...shape)
"Dude! Get off that radon vent!"
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a. A musical quartet of the Power Pop/Mod/Punk Pop genre that can successfully deliver roundhouses to the face of Chuck Norris
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