Drunk To Puddles

What is Drunk To Puddles?


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When one reaches a state of intoxication that likens them to a puddle.

Characterized by the following:

- An internal state of gushiness

- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor

- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.

Yo, did you see Alan last night? He was wicked drunk!

Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.

See plastered, shitfaced, wasted, drunk, crunked, smashed, trashed, intoxicated, loaded, drinking, tanked


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