Drunkcident

What is Drunkcident?


1.

an accident that happens when you are drunk. often comes in the form of a huge mistake.

jacob: dude, i boned the snot out of lexi

andy: J, man ain't that bitch pushing 300 lbs

jacob: i'm just joking, i didn't fuck her

andy: you're lying! you did

jacob: did not

andy: did to!

jacob: man fuck you, i'm sick of playing these childish games

andy: just admit it. you got drunk and stuck your knife up in that bitch's country crotch.

jacob: alright, but don't tell anyone. it was a drunkcident.

See drunk, accident, mistake, party foul, oops


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