Drunkcrutch

What is Drunkcrutch?

The act of having to have a drunk friend use you as a crutch to walk out of a bar because they were too intoxicated to leave on their own

David drank so many Jack-n-cokes he had to use philip as a drunkcrutch to leave the bar

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