Drunken Fire Fighter

What is Drunken Fire Fighter?


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When your girl is sleeping naked, you light her pubic hair on fire. Once she wakes up, you yell "I'll put it out!" and then piss in her face. Blame it on being drunk.

I wanted this chick to leave so I pulled a drunken fire fighter on her

See drunken, fire, fighter, pee


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