Drunken Fu

What is Drunken Fu?

1: The ability to fight while drunk.

2: When you ithink/i have the above skill. Normally involves the wild flailing of limbs and you getting your ass kicked. Much more common than #1.

1:

Hey, what happened to Marty last night?

He started a fight and got drunken-fu'd.

2:

Hey, what happened to jason last night?

He started a fight, thinking he knew drunken fu. Alas, he did not, and he's in county right now.

See alcohol, fighting, kung fu, drinking

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