Drunken Mascot

What is Drunken Mascot?

Term used to describe someone who eats a lot of shit

Ex 1

Bro 1: Yo did you see Steph stuffing shit into her mouth last night?

Bro 2: Yeah she was such a drunken mascot.

Ex 2

Dude 1: Frank kept fallin on his face he was so drunk.

Dude 2: What a retard that drunken mascot

See sloppy milkshake, drunkard, friend of a friend

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