Drunken Master

What is Drunken Master?


1.

An actual martial arts style that requires just the right amount of alcohol to work. Since alcohol numbs the nerves, it makes the martial artist feel less pain while opening up a can of whupass.

A kickass movie made by Jackie Chan. The fighting moves were later incorporated into a Tekkenfighting game character named Lei Wu Longwho, coincidentally, looks just like Jackie Chan.

A bunch of villains getting the shit beat out of them by a drunk guy. Now THAT's fucking hilarious. Drunken Master rules!

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2.

When Tracy tries to go for a couple of drinks after work and then go to Kickboxing class. Thats when she falls on her ass because she's shitfaced.

Tracey, your still going to kickboxing after having 2 Martini's. What do you think you are a Drunken Master.

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