What is Drunken Monkey?
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When a man is standing up holding a girl upside down doing a 69 and when he ejaculates he releases her droping her onto her head.
I gave my bitch a drunken monkey last nite, knock her out cold
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An inebriated simian prone to outburst of half-nakedness and coconut-throwing. Inhabitant of Monkey Island. Also prone to outbursts of lucidity.
The Drunken Monkey can be most often found throwing bananas at people.
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A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.
That porno was really a jean-creamer.
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When a man/woman steamroles there unshaved gooch over someones nose
Man this weekend was crazy, I was hanging out with my friends and t..
