Drunken Monkey

What is Drunken Monkey?


1.

When a man is standing up holding a girl upside down doing a 69 and when he ejaculates he releases her droping her onto her head.

I gave my bitch a drunken monkey last nite, knock her out cold

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2.

An inebriated simian prone to outburst of half-nakedness and coconut-throwing. Inhabitant of Monkey Island. Also prone to outbursts of lucidity.

The Drunken Monkey can be most often found throwing bananas at people.


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