Drunken Sap

What is Drunken Sap?


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A wonderful concoction made from one part whiskey and one part REAL maple syrup. best served hot or cold.

hey bartender!

I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?

bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.

See maple syrup, whiskey, getting crunk


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