Drunken Texting

What is Drunken Texting?

This occurs when you attempt to text message someone from a payphone while under the influence of top much alcohol.

I was totally drunken texting you last night dude! It was hilarious...

See drunk, alcohol, drunken, text message

Pootified

1. The act of being pooty! Actin' all stuck up and crunchy! Why u wanna' act all pootified and stuff? See crunchy, stank, stuck..

Pollywog

1. A boy who grows up without a father and must raise himself to be a man. Paulie had a dead beat dad. He's a pollywog. See tadpole,..

Nautch

1. A combination of nasty and raunch to explain the nasty odor expelled by AH. Wow you smell her nautch today? I'm guessing she hasn&..

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