Drunk-married

What is Drunk-married?


1.

describing the union between two individuals under the influence. the individuals must act married every time drunk, otherwise would be in violation of section 23498023 of the constitution, stating that drunk-marriage is legally binding and failure to act accordingly is punishable by drunken-name calling. In drunken-marriages with one male and one female, the male must pay for drinks for the female while under the influence, but is not obligated to when sober. the female is required by law to not be a bitch while under the influence, but by all means has the right to while sober.

oh yeah, the female must put-out.

Dan- "Why is Jackie being such a bitch tonight to Dave?"

Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"

See drunk, married, marry, drunken


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