Dry As A Dead Dingos Donger Edit Meaning

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Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere

-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!