What is Dry As A Jacobs' Cream Cracker?
1.
(Expression) the opposite of 'as wet as an otter'; when a woman is not sexually aroused. She's so dry, it's like when you have a mouth full of Jacobs' cream cracker (rather nasty!)
oooh, that Charlie from Eastenders, he's so fat and grotesque, when I see him, i'm as dry as a Jacobs' cream cracker!
Cheers for the idea Claire
See
Random Words:
1.
That special kind of fornication where you let a gay guy with a small penis pop your hymen. It is said to be the equivalent of a spirit..
1.
Trying to fix a poorly-running car by taking it out onto the highway and revving the engine repeatedly while driving the car as fast as ..