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When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.
We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm p..
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when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut
"She wasn't..
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Not having to wait for subways, for they always arrive as soon as you do.
Person #1: Make sure you leave 5 minutes early, just in case ..