Dry Bones

What is Dry Bones?


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It is pretty much the skeletal remains of a turtle which debuted in super mario bros.3 which is reanimated and pretty much portrayed as a zombie. In the 90s, The apearances of Dry Bones was relatively low, and many people felt it was the end of the baddies era. However,in recent years and games, Dry Bones has been welcomed back into Mariogames and not neccesarily as an enemy. He is a playable character in the newest Mario Party game (8). In fact, Dry bones is arguably the most popular character to play as in Mario Kart DS. DRY BONES IS THE SHIT!

You'll see,you fuckers.Dry Bones is going to be the new Coca-cola in town. billboards and advertisements everywhere portraying him.

See turtle, zombie, gangsta, mario kart ds, luigi

2.

Originally a skeletal minion in the Mario games that would continue to come back to life. But could also describe a female (preferably ugly and skeletal in appearance) with whom you have had an intended short relationship and she will continue to show up awkwardly everywhere.

Yo, that chick that I hooked up with. Shes freakin dry bones, she keeps popping up everywhere.

See clingy, stalker, clingymonster, tag along, creepy

3.

The most basic way to describe Dry Bones is a Zombie Koopa.

A better description is a skelaton Koopa that is extremly hard to kill and comes back to life if not killed in a certain way. There usually found in bowsers castle or underground

Mario jumps on a dry bones and walks away, before he makes it to the end of the screen the bones start to shake and BAM instant dry bones

See mario, koopa, bowser, dry bones, luigi, castle


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