Dry Butt Heaves

What is Dry Butt Heaves?

Same idea as dry heaving, but out of your ass.

I had the worst diarrhea cramps, but when I sat down nothing came out! I had a bad case of the dry butt heaves.

The driest of butt heaves.

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