Dry Eye Suprise

What is Dry Eye Suprise?

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After having a bad one night stand with a partner, the man will wait until the partner asleep he will then proceed to ejaculate on the eye or eyes of said partner. If done correctly this should crust over during the night and the partner should not be able to open the eye or eyes.

Yea I woke up with the worst dry eye suprise this morning!

See suprise, sex, gross, raunchy, skat
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