What is Dry Lander?
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1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.
Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.
My conversation with Mary was going so well that I was forced to pull a dry lander.
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