Dry Martinez

What is Dry Martinez?

This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.

Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.

See dry, sterile, impotent, limp

Kyweedis

1. "Put the kyweedis to it", southeastern american slang for push the pedal to the medal and get er dun ie: Hurry up, get to it..

Monkeyhats

1. Slang name for condoms. I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out. See condoms, rubbers, jimmy hats, sex, safe..

Zwnage

1. A deviant of the word pwnage which is in turn a deviant of the word ownage. See zomg for the addition of the "z" reasoning. ..

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