Dry Nightmare

What is Dry Nightmare?


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The after effects of a wet dream, when you wake up and have to peel your underwear off of your package like a band-aid. If you sleep naked, it's the same thing except your penis is trying to plant itself on your sheets like a seed taking root.

I had the hottest dream last night, but when I woke up it was more of a dry nightmare because I couldn't get my boxers off my cock.

See wet dream, sticky, peeling, pecker mache


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