What is Dry Nightmare?
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The after effects of a wet dream, when you wake up and have to peel your underwear off of your package like a band-aid. If you sleep naked, it's the same thing except your penis is trying to plant itself on your sheets like a seed taking root.
I had the hottest dream last night, but when I woke up it was more of a dry nightmare because I couldn't get my boxers off my cock.
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The penis, especially mine.
If a dog is man's best friend, my piece of pork is woman's best friend...
