Dry Roasted Peanuts

What is Dry Roasted Peanuts?

Euph.

One's balls after a particularly rigorous handjob.

My God, that bird tossed me off so hard last night I went home with dry roasted peanuts!

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2 & 1/2 Week Rule

1. The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stup..

Mollykick

1. To kick someone for a reason. I mollykicked a ninja for trying to steal my tacos. See mollykick, kick, hit, damage, roundhouse..

Inter Departmental Penile Implant

1. when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your..

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