What is Dry Rub?
1.
Masturbating without any kind of lubrication due to time or location constraints.
I only had a few minutes to jerk off before I would get interrupted, so I was forced to dry rub.
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2.
(1) What a really gay Chili's waiter missing incisor tooth tries to do to you if you wear too much hair product. It involves vigorous penile massaging and BLT sandwiches (it's a lunch special).
(2) A special way to prepare meat (your own or someone else's)
Dave almost got a dry rub at Chili's yesterday. Rob really wishes he had gotten a dry rub from Dave after dinner.
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