Dry Rub Edit Meaning

1.

Masturbating without any kind of lubrication due to time or location constraints.

I only had a few minutes to jerk off before I would get interrupted, so I was forced to dry rub.

See masturbate, jerk off, beat off

2.

(1) What a really gay Chili's waiter missing incisor tooth tries to do to you if you wear too much hair product. It involves vigorous penile massaging and BLT sandwiches (it's a lunch special).

(2) A special way to prepare meat (your own or someone else's)

Dave almost got a dry rub at Chili's yesterday. Rob really wishes he had gotten a dry rub from Dave after dinner.

See rob