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Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.
Last night I woke up ..
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A fear of wine of all kinds.
Man: "Would you like some wine dear?"
Woman: "AHHHHUGHHH!!!!!"
Man: "Whoa, rela..
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Being super picky about something and finding it so difficult to get what's "just right". Much like Goldilocks and her p..