What is Dsg?
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Day Student Girl. Generally obnoxious, fickle, spoiled, foolish, and fabulously sexy. Really only heard at or around Milton Academy, an incredible prep school in Milton, MA with a kick ass independent newspaper.
"Dude, my article was rejected for a stupid editorial by a DSG."
"Quiet man, I'm trying to read about the college process."
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A DSG is a DickSuckingGangsta, if you are a DSG you appear to be cool but really are quite gay.
Look at Evan, he's such a DSG.
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"Down Skeet Gang" A very violent and attractive gang originating from Massachusetts. Entrance to this gang requires blowing of diesel lines, killing hookers, babies, and robbing banks.
The gang has rules, such as not to bury the dead babies with the hookers because thats just SKETCHY. DSG is a very violent and dangerous gang and any members should be approached with EXTREME CAUTION.
The gang members represent themselves with a paisley green bandana hung from the left side (much like snoop dog and the crypts).
Although the letters DSG do not stand for Drugs Sex Guns, we assure you theres plenty of Drugs, Sex, and Guns involved with DSG activities.
"All 27 banks in Worcester County were robbed today, authorities say that local crime syndicate DSG are being held responsible. No Arrests have been made"
"Ahhhhhh shit, DSG dun dropped a cop again"
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stands for Direct Shift Gearbox.
It's the Audi equivalent of the BMW SMG, Ferrari F1, Lambo Egear (...) gearbox.
Not an auto transmission although it can act like one in Auto mode.
Basically a robotized manual transmission with electronic command of the clutch and gear changes through paddles behind the steering wheel.
Not to be mistaken with a say Tiptronic which is just an Automatic transmission with upshift/downshift buttons (much slower gear changes).
I test drove the new A3 with DSG, although it's smove and fast I'd rather have a 3rd pedal !
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Dick Sucking Gums - When someone either intentionally or unintentionally has their teeth removed to provide better and smoother head...
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My redneck wife has the nicest DSG's ever since the dentist removed whatever teeth were left from all the meth she smoked.
(prison convo) I gonna bust your fuckin teeth out so you have the cutest DSG's whitey!
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down syndrom girl. an extremely annoying girl, who asks too many questions. she seems
oh my god, that stupid DSG wont leave me alone!
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stands for: "down syndrome girl". An ugly girl who looks like she has down syndrome.
dude, did you see that chick?
yeah dude, shes a total DSG!
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