What is D.s.o.b?
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Kid with no dick. A Dickless Son of a Bitch. known to live at the hamlet, which according to urban legend is located in Western Pennsylvania. He once saved the world. Walks around with green shoelaces that are tied too fucking tight, causing the eyelets to touch on his green adidas sneakers. Ball does it all, but he is still lacking in some areas. Besides all of this, he is very loved and hopes to attend Princeton University in the year 2008.
"Ball..." (refuses to look back) "Ball..." (still refuses to pay attention) "Dicklesssonofabitch!" (the D.S.O.B turns around and asks what you want.)
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What it is called when you are still excessively proud of a past accomplishment.
"I won the school spelling bee in 5th grade."..
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Day-old Chinese food, eaten first thing in the morning. The time of day matters less than the age of the food; the older, the better.
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