What is Dsp?
1.
Digital Sound Processing. A really cool feature on hi-definition stereos that let you add reverberated depth (echo) to what you are listening too.
My stereo has DSP!
2.
Day Shift Problem- Acronym used at the end of a night shift to describe a problem that they are leaving for the day shift.
"Don't worry about changing that old ladies shitty diaper dude, it's only 25 minutes to quitin' time, that shit is a DSP."
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3.
An acronym meaning Designated Sober Person. It is that person at a party who for whatever reason isn't drinking. It is the person who takes care of the people who are totally gone.
Person 1:"I heard last night was pretty crazy. Do you even remember much of it?"
Person 2:"Yea, I was the
DSP . I sure had to take care of a lot of people last night."
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4.
Don't Surf Porn: the greatest anti-virus/anti-malware tool known to man. Never needs an update, never scans your disk drive, never costs anything and is 99.999% effective against trojans, worms, viruses, most spam and nearly all other computer badness.
babbleWork> speaking of AVs, what antivirus are you guys using these days?
<babbleWork> i'm using AVG at the moment
<mahil> im telling you, dsp is the best AV ever. i dont have to deal with it eating up my resources, constantly scanning
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5.
If you hate some one you simply type DSP.
Die slowly and painfully.
But sounds stupid if you say it.
Chante: (ranting about how jamie is a loser)
Jamie: (types) DSP
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6.
Down Syndrome Puppy.
Basically a person who is cute, but really really dumb. Thus a puppy with down syndrome.
1. "damn, I got a 30% on that essay"
"Aw, at least you're cute, you DSP you.
2. "I hit my head against my desk today"
"DSP in its natural environment"
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7.
An acronym for dick sucking pricess, used when you don't want her to know what you and your buddies are talking about.
Dude what hell is in DSP's hair?
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