Dst Vortex

What is Dst Vortex?

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DST Vortex ( or DSTV ) is the vortex in which those with varying degrees of DST compliant time keeping devices get lost due to recent DST changes.

Boss: Why the crap were you late this morning?

Employee: My time keeping devices, which are new enough to keep DST but too old to recognize the recent DST changes, changed time erroneously, causing great confusion and tardiness.

Boss: Oh. You mean you got stuck in the DST Vortex?

Employee: Yeah, that.

Boss: Dork.

See dst, time, vortex, excuse
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