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Receiving a clumsy blow job from an ugly, toothless horror hag.
Oh shit dude, I got some gnarly head from a hard-faced beast last night..
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A double shot made of PatronTequilla and Wild Turkey Bourbon. You will hate life after one.
That bartender's an ass. he already kn..
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1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.
2. When all alone at home, one puts on a su..