Dual Wielding

What is Dual Wielding?


1.

Whilst in the act of consuming alcohol, one who is dual wielding will be holding two different bottles. One bottle containing alcohol, of course; and the other being a good chaser.

Good examples are:

Rum and Coke.

Vodka and Orange Juice

and for all you hicks out there; A 40 and a bag of pretzels.

People who are inexperienced at drinking can not dual wield. It's completely impossible and is frowned upon by the elder drinkers in the room. No one likes a sloppy dual wielder.

However Dual wielding does a fair amount of skill, if you want to get really pro and do work like a man, throw the chaser on the ground and pound that alcohol.

1.

Person 1: Haha, jake was dual wielding last night like a pro.

Person 2: No shit man, he has that steezdown to a science.

2.

Person 1: (*dual wields* and hands both bottles to friend)

Person 2: (*slaps person 1*, ignores the chaser and drinks like a fish)

See steez, dual, duel, do work

2.

The use of two weapons, one in each hand, during combat.

Can either be projectile or melee weapons.

Chow Yun Fat is most famous for dual wielding handguns in his action movies.

See duel wield, pistols, halo 2

3.

Two guys jacking off in the same room (but pretending it didn't happen and/or isn't gay).

After being snubbed at the club, Ricky and Byron went back to their dorm room for a good dual wielding.

See dual, jack, off, losers, homos

4.

masturbation for a man with two penises

He's dual wielding those pistols again.

See dual wield, masturbation, endowed, man


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