Dubai Summer

What is Dubai Summer?


1.

Very inappropriate word especially when used in public, describing period from late May until the September. Average temperatures are reaching 50 degrees celsius and humidity is up to 100%. Time when UAE expat population goes to their home country for vacation or spends 24 hours in air conditioned areas such as shopping malls, ski slopes, ice rinks, shopping malls etc. During this period of time natural sauna is free to all residents.

Taxi driver: Where ma´m?

Passenger: ...damn its hot...

Taxi driver: Ma´m where you go?

Passenger: To that Starbucks over there across the road, take the u-turn and then we come back here. This Dubai summer is gonna kill me sweating.

Taxi driver: (extremely annoyed face because of being hired for a 500m distance)

See summer, sun, heat, dubai, vacation


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