What is Dubsizzle?
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A lonely college age male who comes up with sexually-related definitions of fictional terms to sublimate his overwhelming sexual frustration. This behavior often results from a Freudian desire to copulate with his mother.
That guy in the triple in our dorm is such a dubsizzle. He was at his computer typing all day today.
Dude, I have never even heard of a Polish Popsicle Stand. You are such a Dubsizzle.