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1/2 Lagar
1/2 Smirnoff Ice
and a shot of Vodka.
Downed in 1.
Turbo shandy but better.
Man 1: Want a Fuck You Up Pint?
Man 2: Hell ..
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You seem like one yourself by complaining about it and acting like you aren't cynical. Now that's cynical.
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Those who ruin..
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the Fonz in a nursing home.
can also be applied when describing the Fonz' testicles.
"you know Henry Wrinkler is so old"..