Duce's Juice

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"Duce's Juice" can be attributed to El Duce, the alcoholic drummer and vocalist of the Mentors, a Metal/Punk band. The Mentors gained fame in the 1980s for their lyrics which usually dealt with sex and heavy alcohol/drug use. El Duce was quite fond of Malt Liquour. In one "zine" interview, he claimed to have consumed 18 forty ounce containers of Malt Liquor in a sitting. In April 1997, he was hit and killed by a train, while apparently intoxicated.

Friday after work, I went to my local liquor store to get three forties of Duce's Juice. It only cost me eight bucks and within two hours, I was figuratively flying over my damn house.

See urban bourbon, forties


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