Duck Lips

What is Duck Lips?


1.

Where one's lips look like a duck's bill(beak). Most scenefags make kissing faces while they take endless pictures of themselves and post them at various places on the internet. They think it looks really cool, but they actually look like an ugly ass duck. It looks really AWFUL, and makes me wan't to destroy the internet because so many people are doing it.

Guy1: Yo did you see her myspace?

Guy2: Yeah! She looks like a real scenefag with those duck lips!

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2.

Another term for speculum, a cold, metal device used by the gynocologist to pry open and peer into your ladyparts during an pelvic exam.

"There I was, shivering in my paper gown, heels in the stirrups and trying to think of Paris, anywhere but here. And then my struggle for detachment was shattered by the icy cold introduction of the duck lips as they quacked their way into my unwilling hooha..."

See speculum, exam, pelvic, gyno


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