What is Duck Monkey?
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A being of infinite jest, better known for preying upon the souls of unexpecting occupants of a haunted house.
"Duck Monkey, why must you kill?"
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A noble creature often referred to in Fictional novels. Has 3 feet and 6 balls
Ted Wong was bited by a duck monkey
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